*note: this kind of story was created by myself...there is no relationship with any person in the world....but, I think that this style of conversation or incident is quite famous nowadays...enjoy reading it and don't forget to post a comment..............\(^3^)/...
8. HUSBAND AND WIFE STYLE CONVERSATIONS
WIFE: Hubby,...let's go out for a date..today is valentine's day..we could go to
Disney land and celebrate this day(she talks while walking towards the
restroom)..........Oh my God!! Hubby,what are you doing underneath the bed?
you don't have to hide yourself...if you don't want to go,just say so..
HUSBAND: Actually honey,I just want to hide all of my penny underneath the bed
since youare abad shopaholic...
WIFE: Hubby,you are so honest....
7. GAY STYLE MIKE AND JASON
MIKE : Jason!! Hey,can we talk for a second? it's important..
JASON: What is that?
MIKE : Uh...err..You see,we know each other since elementary school and now we went to the same
workplace...moreover,today is valentines day,so....
JASON: Oh wait,,..do you by any chance the person who sent me a bouquet of rose flower yesterday? And
now you want to confess your feelings to me...am I wrong?
MIKE : You are definitely right....I just can't help myself,I lov.....
JASON: Oh wait.,(Jason cut Mike's line) can I make a phone call?
MIKE : Yeah,sure..
JASON : (Jason take out his cellphone and start dialling) Hello,police officer..,,here is the of Osama Bin
Laden..take him with you...he's pissing me off...
6. RETRO STYLE INCIDENT
GRANDPA BEN : Irma,where are you? I have something for you..(Grandpa Ben searched his wife,Grandma
Irma for two hour)
GRANDPA BEN : Irma,don't you dare play games with me..come here at once!! You filthy woman!!!!!
(his voice scattered all over the town)
GRANDMA IRMA : You son of a b*tch!!! That is the neighbour's house you went!! Today is valentines day
and that is the way you express your love to me...Do we have to repeat the same
dialogue every year?!..
5. ROMEO AND JULIET ON VALENTINES DAY
ROMEO: Oh Juliet,I love you so much...I can't express my love just like this,because my love is so big..My
love is like a gigantic ship that is trying hard to across the wide ocean...My love is also like the
beautiful Cameron Highlands full of blooming flowers...ohh Juliet....
JULIET: Oh romeo...I know that..for five years we remains as lovers...you already told me that last year..
Even if you say that,you never brought me to ride the gigantic ship of yours..You never even brought
me to visit the beautiful Cameron Highlands..
You know what,,? The flowers that you gave me last year is not a flower after all...it's a type
of poisonous mushroom...I start to find out this fact through the internet yesterday....aah,,
before I forget,,I'm curious you're gay right?.............
4. GEORGE AND PATRICIA
GEORGE: I.....love..you.. Oh I...love you...Can you please kiss me till noon? Oh Patricia,even if you smell
even if your smell is like a cow and your mouth smell like rotten shit,I can't hold myself to love you
cmuahh..
PATRICIA: (yell from inside of the house)...George! are you talking to the cow again? Oh my god! We've
been married for 25 years.... you treated the cow as your wife and me as the cow...urgh! You
should get in the house before I rip your head...you damn blind old man!!
GEORGE: Blah! Blah! Blah!...
COW : Mooooooo!!
3. PUPPY LOVE INCIDENT
In the kindergarten,there are few students who takes seriously about valentines day....
JUJUN: lala..lala..la..today Bon Bon will going to be my boy friend.. I hope that he will accept this chocolate
cake....I'm not going to tell him that I seized this chocolate cakebfrom a poor boy yesterday..It was
so much fun that I could'nt hold my sely to kick right into his balls..
(Jujun is in kid running style and finally arrived at Bon Bon desk in the class)
(Bon Bon is eating his meal during recess time..Jujun patiently waiting for Bon Bon to finish eating..
Jujun stands in front of Bon Bon for several minutes until....)
BON BON : Wh..at do yo..u wa..nt fro..m me.. ? Ju..jun,,.
JUJUN : Ohohoho...don't be shy Bon Bon ....uhmm...here, take this chocolate cake and please accept my
feelings................I love You..
BON BON : Bbrrwtt!!!!! (Bon Bon is in shock as the food in his mouth scattered directly on Jujun's face)....
What da fish are ya saying after ya seriously crush Bon Bon balls yesterday, now ya want to
give me back the chocolate cake? go away...ya little thumbsucka!!
2. SOMEWHERE IN INDIA
DEVI : Raj, I want to do it tonight,you know,today is the special day..valentines day...
RAJ : You moron...that has nothing to do with valentines day right?...don't make that things as an ocassion
for you to have sex......huh.. are you really want to do that? If you want,we can do it in a love hotel
across the street..
DEVI : Wow,.sometimes your head can provide good idea.....
RAJ : Haha...don't make my ass laugh..so, what about the children? who is going to take care of them when
we are not around?
DEVI: Oh,,them! They could join us if they don't mind..
RAJ : What the hell are you saying?! Today is valentines day..not April Fool day..!!!....aurghh!!..
1. CAMEL LOVE ELEPHANT
It is totally unexpected for animals taking seriously about this valentines day things..
CAMEL : Mbeeekk..(eh,what is that? the camel started to talk like a goat....Never mind that,it's a syndrome
after all)
CAMEL : Hey,,elephant! I love you so much...can you be my temporary BFF(BoyFriendForever)...
(If you are sharp person,you can see that the camel is not using proper English)
ELEPHANT : Oh yeah, today iss valentines day,..what makes you love me this much?
CAMEL : Oh about that..You are so sweet an gentle that you couldn't kill Mr. Ant...I also like your balls
because it grows and stick on your face.....You will be the first Faceballs that is suitable enough to
replace Facebook instead of drbook..
ELEPHANT :What are you talking about? you lame camel....Your stupid breast grows behind your back
and you can still walk proudly? Don't tell me that you drink too much Anlene milk...it makes
your backbone bigger but the size of your foot is smaller than my tail....
*SO,DO YOU SMILE ?..DO YOU LAUGH ?..DO YOU ANGRY ? OR DO YOU HUNGRY ? .....HUHU....No hard feeling please....*
Thank you so much for photosearch.com for the good picture....it inspire me more to write a lot....because
my policy is...laugh is the best medicine ever..
THANKS FOR READING......G-LUKE'S RAILWAY WILL BE INSIDE YOUR DREAM
